No. But we're getting closer, as John Olerud was signed by the Red Sox yesterday -- probably not coincidentally on the first day the Yankees were allowed to resign him, although no article I've read has mentioned that coorelation. However, it's a split major/minor league contract, and Olerud probably won't be on the BoSox's roster until late May; he's starting out with a short stint in the minors. Thus, since "Major League Baseball [being] without John Olerud on any teams' roster" is the requisite criteria to prolong Olerud Watch, Olerud Watch will continue. For now.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
