Arby’s 1000 Corporate Drive Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33334
Dear Arby’s:
I’ve seen one of your recent commercials about three-dozen times now -- you know, the one with the guy who’s on a game show and gives a food-related answer to questions that have nothing to do with food. Hilarious! But there’s something I don’t understand. When the commercial starts, somehow the food-answer guy has made $100, presumably by answering one or more questions correctly prior to the beginning of the commercial. How did he do that? Did he just happen to come across a question with a food answer? Did his obsession with food begin only after we see him in the commercial? And if that’s the case, what was it that started this fixation at that moment? This has been confusing me for the past few days, and I’d appreciate a clarification. Thanks.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
