So Kimberly is now on her 15th week of pregnancy. In a normal world, that would mean that Matthew Jr. was conceived between 14 and 15 weeks ago. But as this is not a normal world, what it actually means is that Matthew Jr. was conceived between 12 and 13 weeks ago, because the two weeks prior to conception are counted in the __th week of pregnancy as in those two weeks the mother's body is preparing for a new baby.
So what that means is that all women of childbearing age, including virgins, get pregnant for a couple weeks every month or so. Was Mary not so special after all?
--- Non-sports fans, please do not read, as you will not understand the punchline. Last weekend, I was in a sporting goods store and found a replica Dolphins jersey for a 12-month old or so. It was even on sale, and I was very seriously considering buying it until I turned it around and saw the last name on the back: "Williams."
--- Things we have already boughttened for Matthew Jr. A crib. A mattress for the crib. A stroller/car seat combo. Various clothing. A Disney sheet set that Kimberly can't find for the life of her.
--- Thing that I have been looking for but have not yet found. A primary source for all the hubbub about how playing Mozart is good for your baby.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
