Fives.

Five characters I don't particularly like on TV shows I do.

Lt. Randy Disher, "Monk"
Ross Geller, "Friends"
Martin Prince, "The Simpsons"
Sookie St. James, "Gilmore Girls"
every female ADA after Jill Hennessy, "Law & Order"

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Five characters I like on TV shows I don't particularly.

Claude Casey, "Less Than Perfect"
Lionel Herkabe, "Malcolm in the Middle" (recurring)
Scott Joplin, "Saturday Night Live" (recurring)
Kevin Liotta, "Just Shoot Me" (recurring)
Ian Stark, "Stark Raving Mad"

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Five subject lines in my spam folder.
"Like Atkins and Weight Watchers at the same time"
"Renovate Your Smile"
"Re: /H86WX-F/Pharma.accy"
"The Ultimate Condom Sampler - No charge"
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Five things sticking to my monitor.
A blue Post-It Note from someone asking me to fix a program on their computer.
A yellow Post-It Note with someone's e-mail address.
A list of telephone extensions for everyone in the office.
A list of codes for the office copier.
A sticker that reads "ECOLOGY ENERGY EMISSIONS ERGONOMICS TCO 99."

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Five lists in this post.
Five things sticking to my monitor.
Five characters I don't particularly like on TV shows I do.
Five subject lines in my spam folder.
Five characters I like on TV shows I don't particularly.
Five lists in this post.