Well, see, now I'm not so sure I can work for them anymore.
From the biography of the Assistant Rector at the church where I am interviewing/auditioning today: "He came to [this church] from Virginia Theological Seminary in Alexandria, Virginia, where his mark was left not in his great scholastic ability but in the co-designing of a Frisbee Golf Course around the 86-acre campus." Please state the major problem in that sentence.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
