"Good for you, not being bound by the recommended age" (or "Girls, Lisa, boys kiss girls").
I have not just spent my entire lunch break playing what must be the funnest Internet game in the history of Internet games, in which I did not complete all eight levels with a score of 1210. Because of course I would not have played a game that is on the website of the Lifetime Network. Because that would not be at all manly. Even if it were the funnest Internet game ever.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
