So Ed and I were in a Christian bookstore of indeterminate ownership, when Ed grabbed this album and said, "Matt, you have to look at this!" It was a Rebecca St. James album. On the back, at the top, it said "Produced by Steve Taylor." Below that were listed the six songs that comprised the (I guess) EP, followed by a list of five bonus tracks by people other than Rebecca. The last bonus track was "Chagall Remix" by Chagall Guevara. So I opened up the CD (without buying it, as far as I remember), and looked at the lyrics for "Chagall Remix," which were something like this:
"Big house big house big house big house big house
"Monkey grinder monkey grinder monkey grinder monkey grinder
"Heart-shaped tub heart-shaped tub heart-shaped tub"
Etc.
Before I could listen to the song, the dream ended.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
