Everyone who posts under this thread's comments will receive $50,000 if the numbers 3, 4, 34, 36, and 51, along with Mega Ball 9, are chosen in tonight's Mega Millions drawing. I am completely serious. If all but the Mega Ball are chosen, I will give you each $500. I am completely serious.
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The nicest compliment I've received in recent memory (in which I choose to ignore the linguistic mistake because the compliment is so nice).
I was at choir practice yesterday, and a very accomplished vocalist who'd been on hiatus from choir was there. She, excitedly, said she was "literally blown away" by my mass parts that we've been singing and, later, in the sternest whisper imaginable, mandated that I "must finish the other parts of the mass setting and must get it published." That made me happy.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
