I was running some errands during my lunch, and during the two commercial breaks that the sports radio station had during that half-hour, a total of four commericials played that reminded listeners that tonight is the last "Friends" episode ever. I suppose they need the advertising support because of how the media has underplayed this finale.
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La la laaaaaaa. La la laaa la laaaa. La la laaaaa la la la laaaaa la la la laaaaa la laaa. La la laaaaaaa.
This is my new favorite "Gilmore Girls" website (which was working yesterday, if not right now).
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Still the greatest sitcom of all time, "Friends" and "Frasier" revisionists notwithstanding, and no, I don't know why everyone is so ga ga over "Seinfeld" a decade later.
"The Cosby Show."
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The greatest sitcom that never played on American network television of all time, and no, I don't know why everyone is so ga ga over "Faulty Towers" two decades later.
"As Time Goes By," except for those occasional season three and four episodes where worst American accents in the history of bad American accents are on display.
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The number of returning sitcoms I will regularly watch on television next season, assuming that either "Arrested Development" is cancelled or you do not consider it a sitcom.
.5 (+/- .5): It depends on where NBC puts "Scrubs" on their schedule.
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The number of returning comedic shows that are not sitcoms I will regularly watch on television next season.
4.5 (+/- .5): "Lorelai & Lorelai," "Homer & Marge," "Hank & Peggy," "Dave & Paul," and, depending on your classification of the show and whether or not it's picked up, "The Bluths."
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
