Reviews of objects that should not be reviewed, part one.

Blueberry soy yogurt (maker unknown): C-

A small initial bite wasn't bad -- it’s sufficiently blueberryish, and it largely has the taste one would expect from yogurt -- but a second, larger bite confirms a unrefined chalkiness that overwhelms its better qualities. It’s similar to bananas, really: The taste is palatable, but it’s impossible to get over the texture.

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Swingline 545 Stapler: B-

It sucessfully meets all my stapling needs, but it does not excel at them.

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American Reproductions: C+ (pending)

Their prices are very good, but they did not deliver our free recliner with the rest of our order, and the grade will go up or down depending on free-recliner expediency. If they do not respond in the near future, they're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my free recliner? Why don't I have a free recliner?" And are they prepared to deal with that? I don't think so.