Emergency request, in that this is the most important and time-sensitive request I will make of you until the next one.
Before approximately 11:00 Eastern tonight (tonight being Sunday night), I need a name for a two-to-three octave handbell piece that starts in a very slow cut time for the first third or so, then goes approximately four times as fast for the remaining two-thirds. I am looking for a title like "A Still, Quiet Night Until a Hummingbird Ruins It" except not really.
i sincerely do not know what you are doing here. are you lost? were you
looking for your delicate calico cat, and did you follow her up two flights of stairs
to this room? she is not here. she was here, yes. we gave her a warm bowl of milk, we talked with her about campaign finance reform for a time, and then she bid us good day. i believe she was
going to the post office two blocks down, but i don't quite recall.
for surely you did
not find your way from prinsiana, the least traveled site on
the internet. if you did, though, perhaps you are looking for humor. perhaps you are looking for profundity. perhaps you are looking for answers.
i'm sorry, but you shall go naught-for-three.
