Folk Roxative Theme  

(recorded February 26, 1998)

MP3   4.98M

Lyrics:
Verse 1:
Once upon a time there was a man in the woods
A man with a mission to fulfill
The people told him to do what he could
In their voices, oh so shrill
They needed a laxative
To help their systems clear
A magic bottle to help them live
For they feared the end was near

Chorus 1:
Oh Roxative, sweet Roxative
The answer to our prayer
Oh Roxative, great Roxative
Never one as fair

Verse 2:
The man toiled, and he sweat a lot
A perfect mix he did seek
trying phenolphalein and some Kool-Aid mix
And let it set all week.
Finally, the people cried out
Never again forlorn
In unison, they gave a shout
"Roxative is born!"

Chorus 2:
Oh Roxative, wonderful Roxative
With an induplicable taste
Oh Roxative, incredible Roxative
We'll buy you by the case

Bridge (guitar solo)

Chorus 3:
Oh Roxative, happy Roxative
We'll never again be sad
Oh Roxative, super Roxative
The best drink ever had
 
 

Metal Roxative Theme

(recorded October 8, 1997) 

MP3   692K

Lyrics:
Roxative!

Teen Angst Grunge Roxative Theme

(recorded October 21, 1997)

MP3   1.39M

Lyrics:
You're feeling depressed.
Your life is a sham.
You're really upset.
You don't give a . . . darn.

Chorus:
Society hates you!
Your family hates you!
Drink some Roxative!
Society hates you!
Your family hates you!
Drink some Roxative

You had a bad dinner,
And you think you don't want to live.
But one thing cares; there is one hope:
Have some Roxative!

(Chorus)