And then you might want to click this to send it off.

Promises not made about the novel Never Underestimate a Polar Bear With a 1911 Colt:

• Quality.
• Punctuality.
• Originality.
• Instances of the Kennedys playing touch football.
• Or flag football.
• Words beginning with the letter X (except, of course, for "xylophone", because -- as most of you know -- the instrument is the major image trail in the book's third most important subplot, along with the glockenspiel).
• Completion.