Omelet
Baby chicks at rest.
Eggs pilfered from Mother's nest.
And it's so yummy!
Honorable Mention
arsenic
just tried it. not bad.
a trace of lemon, perhaps,
and just a hint of.
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peanut butter and jelly
white bread triangles
and their intestines clutch to
my small childhood heart.
Other Notable Haikus
Spam
Splat. Splut. Splat. Splut. Splat.
The sound that Spam makes when I
Throw it on the wall.
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Eggs Benedict
Benedict was starved.
He made an egg dish of sorts.
Next: treason charges.
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dr. pepper
they are charlatans:
forging your component list.
prune juice is absent.
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Near Beer
The same worn-sock taste.
None of that pesky liquor.
The worst of both worlds.
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Birthday Cake
Birthday cake is good.
I like to eat it on this
Day -- twenty-one Feb.
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Pizza
I love pizza yes
I do I love pizza how
about you James Joyce
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Food
I don’t like food much.
It doesn’t taste good to me.
That’s why I’m hungry.
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Hotdish
Elbow macaroni
and hamburger, with a can
of cream of mushroom.
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Ham and Spam
An analogy:
Virginia ham is to Spam
as fork is to spork.
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coffee on a hot summer's day
modems off. tan on.
ashen cement chars feet, eyes.
hasty, she tastes them.