No Parking Between 9 AM and 3 PM on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Odd-Numbered Sundays
A Tuesday. I'm fine.
Wasn't Frasier on last night?
Where's my Toyota?
Honorable Mention
you’re so substandard
lifeless digits on metal
can't you be like A?
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yellow light
why do you mock me,
you ersatz stop, pseudo go
that tangles traffic?
Other Notable Haikus
Up ahead the light
Will turn red soon; it is good
That you should now stop.
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Yield
No, you shouldn't stop.
No, you shouldn't continue.
Yes, I'm confused, too.
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green light
are no beams more pleased
than yellow and blue’s toddler?
none. they stop. he goes.
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red light
you gesture, "halt! now!"
but are you assured? i’m not.
adieu, right rear door.
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There will be traffic
coming from another way.
You really should stop.
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No Passing Zone
Get off my bumper.
My needle's on 35,
And it's staying there.
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Watch for the children
Because if you forget to
A ticket is yours.