Lee Harvey Oswald
Odd, don't you think,
When you do something awful
Middle names come out.
Honorable Mention
well, her roommate was friendly
anna van slembrouck
if relationships were scored
like golf you'd be mine
---
blue-light special
ignored in k-mart's
ruin: how will the blue light
blub industry cope?
---
William Carlos Williams
That "wheelbarrow,"
"chickens," "rain water," it's all
so profound. Yeah right.
Other Notable Haikus
Post-It Notes
So much depends on
a red Post-It, glazed with paste,
beside the phone jack.
---
Jennifer Lynn Stevens
After our band trip
to Las Vegas, Nevada,
that could be your name.
---
paul thomas anderson
i want a written,
notarized avowal stating
that no frogs were harmed.
---
George Walker Bush
I voted for him,
but I wish he'd resign and
let Cheney be czar.
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Pam R. Whittens
Your writings make you
sound sexy and feminine.
Are you, in person?
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Bill of Rights
I would like to add
another amendment: the
right to hunt pandas.
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canadian spring water
i tried new jersey
spring water for a time. it
was quite grotesque.
---
Thelma Dawn Esprit
Your writings make you
sound sexy and feminine.
Are you, in person?
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Jesus H. Christ
Don't know about you,
but I'm pretty confident
the "H" stands for "Hank."
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Sonya Marie Jones
That's Sonya's full name.
It is a very, very
cute name, don't you think?
---
I will not respect your haiku subjects, Mr. Matthew Prins
Dither dither a
round ball through the likeness of
a dark square abyss.
---
Kevin Max Smith
He is soooooooooooo cute, so
much cuter than that ugly
Toby Mac. Word up!
---
Medicine Man Mike
All those potions and
vile concoctions helped heal my
too heavy wallet.
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For Freaking Ever
That is how long it
takes to see if my haikus
are victorious.